marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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