One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He felt like a one man threesome
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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