She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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