I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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