Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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