three words: i give head
three words: not that well
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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