I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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