I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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