I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips