They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes