is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college