Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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