She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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