So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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