I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
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Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
you never un-have a 4some
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You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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