Sry I called you an 8
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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