i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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