I must be too annoying 4 u.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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