No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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