but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Randomize
