your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
