wat bout pragnant strippers??
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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