just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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