they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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