Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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