I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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