Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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