Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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