Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
