He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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