apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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