Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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