Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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