I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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