Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Me too!
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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