We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
this must be what syphilis tastes like
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Randomize
