Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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