I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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