Your face is a jimmy john
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
What a dumb baby whore.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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