WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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