so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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