he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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