Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
im holly from the hills drunk
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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