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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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