Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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