wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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