can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I would fuck him just for his dog
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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