walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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