sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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