Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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