why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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