He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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