gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Sorry about my life...
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