I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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