Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
My legs feel like baby dolphins
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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