There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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