i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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