So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
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I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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